I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I
wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your
laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ...
when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of
this house! ... until you get home.
What I say goes
around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want
to hear a lot of whining! . so I'll shut up.
The sooner
you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can
give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho!
... but it's all in my head.
And I can have sex
anytime! ... that you want
'Cause I'm a man who has needs!
... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any
flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer
jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not
around.
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I
want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when
I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a
man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to
do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here!
... but I've been neutered!
HAVE A VERY NICE DAY!
Appearance
5'11" tall, slim to average build, shaven head.
Looking for
I'm a fussy kinda guy.....
My prospective partner must
be....and I'm sorry but I can't compromise here....must be
warm, breathing and have a pulse...
If you fit the bill
then .....CALL ME.....!
